Priced In, Paid Out
One forecaster. 81 resolved markets across two exchanges. Zero calibration. Not gambling — it's forecasting.
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📉 Cumulative realized P&L
Cumulative realized P&L · Polymarket + Kalshi · Oct 3–30, 2026 · held to resolution
Running total across all 81 resolved markets on both platforms, grouped by the day each result landed. Amber diamonds mark deposits — Polymarket US: $10 on Oct 3, $10 on Oct 6, $100 on Oct 13; Kalshi: $100 on Oct 13 — cash added to the balances, not profit, so the line itself doesn't step on those days. Deposits funded the book — the line tracks forecasting results only.
Resolved at $1 vs Resolved at $0
81 outcomes · net +$5.86 · Sorted by date, newest first · every row tagged with its platform
Chicago high Oct 30 — 60–61°F
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 30 · 90¢ trigger
SF high Oct 30 — 66–67°F
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 30 · 90¢ trigger
Los Angeles high Oct 30 — 73–74°F
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 30 · 90¢ trigger
Philadelphia high Oct 30 — 73–74°F
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 30 · erosion
Philadelphia high Oct 29 — 71–72°F
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 29 · manual
US GDP Growth in Q3 2026? — Above 2.5%
Polymarket · LONG YES · Settled Oct 29
NYC high Oct 29 — 67–68°F
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 29 · backstop
Los Angeles high Oct 29 — 74–75°F
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 29 · backstop
Chicago high Oct 27 — 70–71°F
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 27 · 90¢ trigger
Philadelphia high Oct 27 — 68–69°F
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 27 · 90¢ trigger
Philadelphia high Oct 27 — 66–67°F
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 27 · manual · backstop
LA high Oct 27 — 76–77°F
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 27 · backstop
SF high Oct 27 — 64–65°F
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 27 · backstop
Miami high Oct 26 — 83–84°F Called it
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 26 · manual · backstop
Chicago high Oct 25 — 72–73°F Free money*
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 25 · manual
Brazil Presidential Election Winner — Lula da Silva Held to resolution
Polymarket · LONG YES · Settled Oct 25
Albuquerque rain Oct 25 Model said so
Kalshi · LONG YES · Sold Oct 25 · 90¢ trigger
LA high Oct 24 — 77–78°F Priced in.
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 24 · 90¢ trigger
NYC high Oct 24 — 59–60°F 73¢ = a lock
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 24 · 90¢ trigger
Minneapolis rain Oct 23 Barely green counts
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 23 · erosion
NYC low Oct 23 — 41–42°F 90¢ and out
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 23 · 90¢ trigger
NYC high Oct 23 — 57–58°F Trust me bro
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 23 · 90¢ trigger
Miami high Oct 22 — 82–83°F Resolved at $1
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 22 · 90¢ trigger
SF high Oct 22 — 65–66°F Called it
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 22 · 90¢ trigger
SF high Oct 22 — 67–68°F Green is green
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 22 · 90¢ trigger
Albuquerque rain Oct 21 Priced in.
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 21 · 90¢ trigger
Chicago high Oct 20 — 67–68°F Free money*
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 20 · 90¢ trigger
Denver high Oct 19 — 71–72°F Model said so
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 19 · 90¢ trigger
Miami rain Oct 19 Trust me bro
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 19 · 90¢ trigger
Phoenix rain Oct 18 73¢ = a lock
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 18 · 90¢ trigger
Philadelphia high Oct 18 — 62–63°F Erosion, still green
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 18 · erosion
NYC high Oct 17 — 62°F or below 90¢ and out
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 17 · 90¢ trigger
Miami high Oct 17 — 88–89°F Called it
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 17 · 90¢ trigger
SF high Oct 17 — 84–85°F Priced in.
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 17 · 90¢ trigger
Chicago high Oct 17 — 57–58°F Erosion, still green
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 17 · erosion
Chicago high Oct 15 — 67°F or above Manual override paid
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 15 · manual
LA high Oct 15 — 89–90°F 90¢ and out
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 15 · 90¢ trigger
Chicago high Oct 15 — 65–66°F Barely green counts
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 15 · erosion
Chicago high Oct 12 86–87°F Model said so
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 12
NYC high Oct 11 below 62°F Trust me bro
Polymarket · LONG YES · Sold Oct 11
Flavio Bolsonaro — won Biggest payout
Polymarket · LONG YES · Settled Oct 4
SF high Oct 30 — 68–69°F
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 30 · stop-loss
Chicago high Oct 29 — 70–71°F
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 29 · erosion
Miami high Oct 29 — 87–88°F
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 29 · stop-loss
New York City high Oct 28 — 60–61°F
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 28 · stop-loss
Chicago high Oct 28 — 76–77°F
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 28 · stop-loss
Los Angeles high Oct 28 — 73–74°F
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 28 · backstop
Miami high Oct 27 — 83–84°F
Kalshi · LONG NO · Settled Oct 27
Ballon d’Or 2026 Winner — Lamine Yamal The market was wrong
Polymarket · LONG YES · Settled Oct 26
Chicago high Oct 26 — 64–65°F Sold, then it ripped
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 26 · stop-loss
LA high Oct 26 — 77–78°F Paper sold
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 26 · stop-loss
Miami high Oct 25 — 81–82°F Calibration: questionable
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 25 · stop-loss
NYC high Oct 25 — 64–65°F Reality disagreed
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 25 · stop-loss
NYC high Oct 23 — 59–60°F It was a lock
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 23 · stop-loss
Miami rain Oct 23 Diamond hands, empty account
Kalshi · LONG NO · Settled Oct 23
SF high Oct 23 — 69–70°F Held. Then didn't.
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 23 · backstop
LA high Oct 22 — 70–71°F Fading myself next time
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 22 · stop-loss
Chicago high Oct 22 — 72–73°F My model said 73%
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 22 · stop-loss
NYC high Oct 22 — 65–66°F Held. Then didn't.
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 22 · backstop
Chicago high Oct 21 — 72–73°F Liquidity? Never met her
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 21 · stop-loss
LA high Oct 21 — 73–74°F Reality disagreed
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 21 · stop-loss
LA high Oct 21 — 75°F or above Broke even. Thrilling.
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 21 · backstop
NYC high Oct 21 — 61–62°F Zero edge, zero loss
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 21 · backstop
Miami high Oct 20 — 85–86°F Held. Then didn't.
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 20 · backstop
Chicago low Oct 19 — 43–44°F Backstop did something
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 19 · backstop
Phoenix high Oct 19 — 90–91°F Sold, then it ripped
Kalshi · LONG NO · Sold Oct 19 · stop-loss
Miami high Oct 19 — 85–86°F Paper sold
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 19 · stop-loss
Chicago high Oct 19 — 67–68°F Calibration: questionable
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 19 · stop-loss
LA high Oct 18 — 86°F or above Resolved at $0 club
Polymarket · LONG NO · Settled Oct 18
NYC high Oct 18 — 56–57°F Another $0 club member
Polymarket · LONG NO · Settled Oct 18
Chicago high Oct 18 — 63–64°F Exited near $0
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 18 · stop-loss
Miami high Oct 18 — 82–83°F It was a lock
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 18 · stop-loss
NYC high Oct 17 — 61°F or below My model said 73%
Polymarket · LONG YES · Sold Oct 17 · stop-loss
LA high Oct 17 — 92–93°F Erosion took it
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 17 · erosion
Miami high Oct 16 — 90–91°F Fading myself next time
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 16 · stop-loss
Miami high Oct 15 — 90–91°F Near-zero exit. Again.
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 15 · stop-loss
LA high Oct 12 68–69°F Reality disagreed
Polymarket · LONG NO · Sold Oct 12
Miami high Oct 12 90–91°F Almost $0 club
Polymarket · LONG NO · Settled Oct 12
Above 4.1% — lost Resolved at $0 club
Polymarket · LONG NO · Settled Oct 3
Above 480k — lost Diamond hands, empty account
Polymarket · LONG NO · Settled Oct 3
LA high Oct 8 — 83°F or above Resolved at $0 club
Kalshi · LONG NO · Settled Oct 8
Still open — holding to resolution
11 markets · +$3.53 unrealized
| Market | Platform | Position | Shares | Cost | Current value | Unrealized P&L | Horizon |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Which Company Has #1 AI Model end of October?Anthropic · aimrc-company1-2026-10-31-anthro | Polymarket | Long YES | $2.04 | $0.12 | −$1.92 | End of Oct | |
| Which Companies Will Confirm an IPO in 2026?Anthropic · ipcc-2026ipos-anthropic | Polymarket | Long YES | $5.40 | $6.44 | +$1.04 | 2026 | |
| U.S Senate Midterm WinnerDemocratic Party · paccc-usse-midterms-2026-11-03-dem | Polymarket | Long NO | $0.54 | $0.58 | +$0.04 | Nov 3 | |
| Oscar Winner: Best PictureYou Can See Everything · tac-oscars-03-14-2027-bestpic-youcan | Polymarket | Long YES | $1.05 | $0.95 | −$0.10 | Mar 14 | |
| US Confirms That Aliens Exist?December 31, 2026 · usgcc-aliens-12-31-2026 | Polymarket | Long NO | $2.83 | $2.82 | −$0.01 | Dec 31 | |
| Philadelphia high Oct 3161–62°F · KXHIGHPHIL-26OCT31-B61.5 | Kalshi | Long NO | $10.00 | $17.39 | +$7.39 | Oct 31 | |
| SF high Oct 3166–67°F · KXHIGHTSFO-26OCT31-B66.5 | Kalshi | Long NO | $10.00 | $7.35 | −$2.65 | Oct 31 | |
| Miami high Oct 3185–86°F · KXHIGHMIA-26OCT31-B85.5 | Kalshi | Long NO | $10.00 | $7.75 | −$2.25 | Oct 31 | |
| SpaceX launch count October10 · KXSPACEXCOUNT-26OCT-10 | Kalshi | Long YES | $10.00 | $13.24 | +$3.24 | End of Oct | |
| Democrats win all four core Senate races (sweep)KXDEMCOREFOURSENATESWEEP-26NOV03 | Kalshi | Long NO | $7.90 | $6.19 | −$1.71 | Nov 3 | |
| Senate control — DemocratsCONTROLS-2026-D | Kalshi | Long YES | $3.00 | $3.44 | +$0.44 | Nov 3 | |
| Open-position totals | Polymarket $11.86 cost · $10.91 value · −$0.94 · Kalshi $50.89 cost · $55.36 value · +$4.47 | $62.74 | $66.27 | +$3.53 | All 11 positions · both platforms | ||
Data source: Polymarket rows from the authenticated Polymarket US API; Kalshi rows from the Kalshi API, valued at the best bid for the held side. All 11 positions remain open (none expired); realized P&L is $0.00 for each.
Snapshot taken Oct 31, 2026 at 7:30 AM PDT; all 11 positions remain open (none expired); Kalshi rows valued at the best bid for the held side. Position labels reflect ownership: “Long NO” means NO shares are held, not that NO is being shorted. Kalshi sizes are contracts; Polymarket sizes are shares.